thebobert:

reallykatie:

Simply what?

That’s $.85 cheaper than it would be for those of you without a Kroger Plus Card.

She took this photo before we saw a meth-addled woman come in the front of the store and make the employees chase her around the store while she threw stuff at them.  What we’re saying is that we live and shop in a great neighborhood.

Rob and Katie while signing the lease: “heh heh heh we are getting such a good deal! We almost feel a little guilty! It’s like highway robbery!”

Rob and Katie 1 week later: “ohhh…so the halfway house is literally right across the street.”

Rob and Katie 3 weeks later: “ok, and the house next to the halfway house is where homeless sex offenders go stay when they get out of prison.”

Rob and Katie now: barely fazed when caught in a security lockdown at Kroger while a meth head uses Snickers bars as weapons.

Simply what?

It’s Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday, you say?

Some thoughts:

• Rob’s at tennis practice, which gives me about 2 hours to cram in as much Secret Single Behavior as I can. Except I felt too lazy to do anything at all so basically I just ate all the hummus, took an hour long bath, and put socks in my hair.

• Seriously you guys, this sock thing WORKS. It’s becoming my favorite lazy-hair trick, especially since a) you get to snag a few minutes extra sleep the next morning and b) it looks like you might have actually put some effort into it once it’s all finished.

• I cannot promise you will not get laughs when you come to bed with socks in your hair though.

• Kind of bummed that me without makeup = downgrade, while Snooki with no makeup = upgrade. It just doesn’t seem fair. I guess you have to be born with better genes. The kind that come with visible eyelashes and non-Irish-potato-farmer ruddy cheeks.

• I don’t know what I’m doing with my finger in this picture. I think I was trying to be like “look you guys, socks on my head!” but maybe also subliminally trying to fit into the tumblr nail polish club. 

• It seems like I used to have way juicier Secret Single Behavior. I don’t know if it’s because I’m actually in a relationship now where I feel comfortable just being me almost all the time, so there’s not much left to hide (although he probably wishes I’d save “eating chocolate chips out of the bag while watching Toddlers & Tiaras” for my personal time)…or maybe it’s just that I’ve gotten too old to even bother with obsessive eyebrow grooming/pore-extracting/at-home waxing anymore.

• However, I do still maintain that NO ONE I ever hope to get jiggy with (do people still say that?) sees me while I’m highlighting my hair at home. EVER. 

• What’s your Secret Single Behavior?

Wicky Wicky refuses to acknowledge the concept of “personal space.”

This guy was waiting by my car when I left work today. What do I look like, some kind of squirrel taxi?!

(…don’t answer that)