the artist formerly known as smartblonde

(via krispayne) he is so wrong. cats =/= baby tigers. BABY...

Nov 9th

things i can do with the greatest of...

parallel park knit you a scarf swallow a large multivitamin make a baby laugh ...

Nov 9th

Lunchtime :)

Nov 9th

All I want for Christmas is a Linus in Hats Calendar.

Nov 9th

last night, like so many nights lately,...

but instead of being seized by panic and giving into the heart-racing, stomach-churning,...

Nov 9th

moving sucks.

but doing it all by yourself sucks 10,000 times more. in other news, i’m stronger than i...

Nov 8th

Down to the bare essentials… :(

Nov 8th

make your own business cards for next to...

alinasmith: Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To...

Nov 6th

it's friday, i am the ONLY person in the...

IT IS TIME TO UNBUTTON THE PANTS.

Nov 6th

i knew i shouldn't have let that...

“For generations, kids couldn’t wait until they reached adulthood so they could smoke,...

Nov 6th

MYTH: beer pong, ice luge shots, and all...

ohhleary: Um, no. Alcohol is only effective in killing germs at high potency (>60%)… there’s...

Nov 6th

beer pong, ice luge shots, and all other...

SCIENCE. (duh)

Nov 6th

for the record, we were supposed to be moved out november...

Nov 6th

what i would like to do this weekend:

have one many drinks by a fireplace what i will actually be doing this weekend: unnghhhhhh

Nov 6th

a little secret santa confusion!

so apparently some dude started planning a tumblr secret santa exchange a day or so before i posted...

Nov 6th

i might be getting rid of sentimental objects, but...

Nov 5th

cleaning house

So I’m moving! Technically, I was supposed to be moved out on Nov. 1, but between having the...

Nov 5th

tumblr secret santa redux

Hello all you lovely people! It’s that time of year again (can you believe it?)…time to...

Nov 5th

“Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their...”
— Willie Nelson (via krispayne)

Nov 5th

(via jphasthecapacity) i think this would be the definition...

Nov 5th

super hungry (anthony bourdain marathon...

when am i gonna get my own helper monkey? isn’t this supposed to be THE FUTURE.

Nov 3rd

mikhailovna: As I was puttering around the kitchen last...

Nov 2nd

a frantic search around the kitchen revealed that the voice...

Nov 2nd

i don’t think i will ever get used to waking up to a...

Nov 2nd

hey john, you’ve got it all wrong. no, no, i’m...

Nov 2nd

“‘They’re just way too happy about everything,’...”
— Old People Going to College...

Nov 2nd

i'm too young to be this old

i just realized that when i go back to school, i will officially be a “non-traditional...

Nov 2nd

in case you were wondering what...

he was a devil.

Nov 2nd

A Possible Fable

tomoatmeal: A good fable would be about a spider who goes into this guy’s apartment and the guy...

Nov 2nd

daily dose of tocks! quack quack quack

Nov 1st