the artist formerly known as smartblonde

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herp derppp. MONDAY, YOU GUYTH. AM I RIGHT? THERIOUTHLY.
Nov 23rd
folkinz: so katie, kapi & i want to go to oprah…can...
Nov 23rd
am thinking of changing my email signature at work to...
Nov 23rd
krispayne: no one said that. definitely. nobody. i know...
Nov 22nd

at least all those hats i've been...

i was feeling discontent and frustrated with my current life situations, so i did the typical girl...
Nov 22nd

so it's been almost two weeks since my...

simplejulie: I understand.  As a former smoker, I miss it.  Like you, I don’t miss the smelly...
Nov 21st

so it's been almost two weeks since my...

and while i’m glad to have finally quit smoking…daaaang, i miss it. i keep finding...
Nov 21st
folkinz: don’t you steal my dreams! let’s make it our dream, folkinz. OUR DREAM. but...
Nov 21st

i only have one year left to achieve my...

ugh, i must become significant ASAP!!!
Nov 21st
Stop Being a Wuss: How To Make Pie Crusts the...
Nov 20th
good thing it’s friday because my work here is DONE...
Nov 20th

I DON'T WANNA BE FRAYYYNDS

Nov 20th
chuck is curious like a harry caray.
Nov 20th
“We curl up on the couch together, under a blanket, whisper I...”
— lorrie moore, “to fill” (via...
Nov 20th

omg you guys that is NOT A PICTURE OF ME...

THOUGHT U KNEW
Nov 19th
anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program!
Nov 19th
this week has involved waaay too much time reading about...
Nov 19th
valeriem: This is so my Thanksgiving. Hahahaha, and...
Nov 19th

wait - what the heck did i miss? are we...

because i’m 100% okay with marrying each and every one of you. i’m just confused about...
Nov 19th
Tutoring math…which is still completely hilarious to...
Nov 19th
forinstance: Christmas gift ideas! I loved the DIY pillow...
Nov 18th
How-Tuesday: Pillow With Rosette Clusters From Felt...
Nov 18th
sparkleneelysparkle: ok. I kinda really need this.
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
Beach Boys - Don’t Worry Baby sometimes all it takes is a sweet little ditty to make me feel...
Nov 18th
my mom just emailed this to me…i think she is trying...
Nov 18th

You have enemies? Good. That means...

mikhailovna: I’ve been thinking about this quote by Winston Churchill for a while now. I’ve...
Nov 18th
my new [yet-to-be-unpacked] life…now with 50% more...
Nov 18th
uhh you guys? i’m stuck in a youtube vortex and i...
Nov 17th
Amazon.com: Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals...
Nov 17th
folkinz: i kinda want this so i can say, “oh this? it’s...
Nov 17th
apsies: “The other day, Kate showed her some gold-colored...
Nov 17th
mikhailovna: For my dear Katie. The baby polar bear...
Nov 17th

things i want to do within the next few...

unpack all of my books and merge them with the tons of books already on the shelves…and...
Nov 16th

I know I'm not the only one that uses...

Especially if I’m wearing something I feel really good about. Quick glance to make sure no one...
Nov 16th
“Sometimes I justify staying in bed longer if I use that time...”
— LacrosseStick YES. THIS....
Nov 16th
I love questions like this! Here are the first ones that...
Nov 16th
molls: (via nedhepburn) This movie is laying next to me...
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
at first i was like, heeey, that’s a clever commercial. and then i realized, heeey,...
Nov 16th
just once, i’d like to take a bubble bath without...
Nov 16th

oh deer!

last night while i was on the interstate to cincinnati, three deer popped out of the side of the...
Nov 16th

i wonder how one becomes a re-enactor

somewhere out there, there has to be a less attractive version of me who needs her true-life extreme...
Nov 15th
(via malfoyy) ♥ ♥ ♥ x 10000 and i don’t care who...
Nov 15th
themattsmith: I hope all you new followers can roll with...
Nov 15th
Bonfire time yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Bonfire.
Nov 15th
Everyone look casual ok? Ok!
Nov 15th
Mini tumblr meetup in the kitchen!
Nov 15th
nearly every morning when i wake up, wicky wicky is staring...
Nov 14th
i guess friday the 13th wasn’t the best day to try out...
Nov 13th
“is yo wig squeezing yo brain too tight, heifer?!”
— it is important to look for an...
Nov 13th

there is a freaking "twilight" category...

THAT’S IT.  I QUIT. I GIVE UP. THE WORLD IS DOOMED.
Nov 13th
sometimes i feel kind of sad for dudes, because i...
Nov 13th
i love him.
Nov 12th

i finally got my wireless router to...

i did it! i set it up ALL BY MYSELF. i figured it out! i cracked the impossible code!!! this...
Nov 12th

i was about to write a post about how i...

even though it’s hipster-ish and sometimes they’re trying too hard to be ~ironic~ or...
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
The Beta Band - Squares i really love this little cover of “daydream in blue” fun...
Nov 11th

sorry, but you are all wrong

there is only one best thanksgiving movie ever, and this is it my family has watched this pretty...
Nov 11th
mikhailovna: Omg you guys! Katie found Belle’s Christmas...
Nov 11th

why i should stop googling my symptoms

this morning i keep hearing a little clicking noise in my left ear, and it’s really getting on...
Nov 11th

Tumblr Wedding

lovepuppy: Sometimes I wish I could just have a tumblr wedding, where I could invite all my...
Nov 11th
handbags embroidered to look like classic book...
Nov 11th
GPOYW - in chicago, bein’ all touristy with the...
Nov 11th
Lol you guys (It’s me?!) (i’m for sale!) (get it...
Nov 11th
birdwillbirdwont: Aw, smartblonde would love this photo! ...
Nov 10th
i love her simply for the fact that every time she posts, it...
Nov 10th

some days i wish i could skip work like...

no phone calls, no fake illnesses, no excuses needed. just a day that compares to a “big...
Nov 10th
fun fact! porcupines are born with furry fluff that slowly...
Nov 10th
what is this, a BOX? you put me in a box? HOW DARE YOU. I AM...
Nov 10th
do you ever wish you could have an owl face just for a...
Nov 10th
(via krispayne) he is so wrong. cats =/= baby tigers. BABY...
Nov 9th

things i can do with the greatest of...

parallel park knit you a scarf swallow a large multivitamin make a baby laugh ...
Nov 9th
Lunchtime :)
Nov 9th
All I want for Christmas is a Linus in Hats Calendar.
Nov 9th

last night, like so many nights lately,...

but instead of being seized by panic and giving into the heart-racing, stomach-churning,...
Nov 9th

moving sucks.

but doing it all by yourself sucks 10,000 times more. in other news, i’m stronger than i...
Nov 8th
Down to the bare essentials… :(
Nov 8th

make your own business cards for next to...

alinasmith: Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To...
Nov 6th

it's friday, i am the ONLY person in the...

IT IS TIME TO UNBUTTON THE PANTS.
Nov 6th

i knew i shouldn't have let that...

“For generations, kids couldn’t wait until they reached adulthood so they could smoke,...
Nov 6th

MYTH: beer pong, ice luge shots, and all...

ohhleary: Um, no. Alcohol is only effective in killing germs at high potency (>60%)… there’s...
Nov 6th

beer pong, ice luge shots, and all other...

SCIENCE. (duh)
Nov 6th
for the record, we were supposed to be moved out november...
Nov 6th

what i would like to do this weekend:

have one many drinks by a fireplace what i will actually be doing this weekend: unnghhhhhh
Nov 6th

a little secret santa confusion!

so apparently some dude started planning a tumblr secret santa exchange a day or so before i posted...
Nov 6th
i might be getting rid of sentimental objects, but...
Nov 5th

cleaning house

So I’m moving! Technically, I was supposed to be moved out on Nov. 1, but between having the...
Nov 5th

tumblr secret santa redux

Hello all you lovely people! It’s that time of year again (can you believe it?)…time to...
Nov 5th
“Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their...”
— Willie Nelson (via krispayne)
Nov 5th
(via jphasthecapacity) i think this would be the definition...
Nov 5th

super hungry (anthony bourdain marathon...

when am i gonna get my own helper monkey? isn’t this supposed to be THE FUTURE.
Nov 3rd
mikhailovna: As I was puttering around the kitchen last...
Nov 2nd
a frantic search around the kitchen revealed that the voice...
Nov 2nd
i don’t think i will ever get used to waking up to a...
Nov 2nd
hey john, you’ve got it all wrong. no, no, i’m...
Nov 2nd
“‘They’re just way too happy about everything,’...”
— Old People Going to College...
Nov 2nd

i'm too young to be this old

i just realized that when i go back to school, i will officially be a “non-traditional...
Nov 2nd

in case you were wondering what...

he was a devil.
Nov 2nd

A Possible Fable

tomoatmeal: A good fable would be about a spider who goes into this guy’s apartment and the guy...
Nov 2nd
daily dose of tocks! quack quack quack
Nov 1st