January 2010
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December 2009
i'm now at the age where i need to take a nap in...
actually…ehhh, who am i kidding. i’ve always been that age.
p.s. we got sparkly tiaras at kroger in keeping with the lady gaga theme tonight. i’m pretty stoked. y’all ain’t even ready for my bad romance dance.
p.p.s. i have the entire second floor as a guest suite at thedivineash’s house, and it is amazing. this bed is like sleeping on a cloud of cotton candy,...
last day of the decade
woke up late, ate breakfast with some awesome ladies, and now i am sitting on the couch with thedivineash, listening to lady gaga while we are both on our laptops, breaking the silence only to comment on the things on the internet we are looking at.
so in other words, it’s a pretty awesome way to end a year.
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i know megwhyte and i are destined to be good friends because she just emailed this to me:
Uh, so boyfriend’s dad is a total enabler and got me a snuggie for christmas. and my mom bought me wool leggings. and the fridge is full of beer. and i decided that my lap wasn’t high enough for my laptop so i put a pillow on my lap. then my arms weren’t supported so i put one under...
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the more drinks i have...
THE MORE CAPITAL LETTERS I WILL USE
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A lady on Wheel of Fortune just guessed the answer...
via
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truth bomb
i haven’t posted too much lately, partly because i’ve been sick and it’s christmas break, and partly because i’ve been in the midst of a deep depression and simultaneously eating my feelings. TRUE STORY. LOL MY LIFE YOU GUYS.
anyway, i just wrote this in an email to thedivineash, but i feel like i need to come clean and do a full disclosure with you guys. this is...
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most wonderful time of the year
at our family christmas thing last night, my 5-year-old cousin abby spent 75% of the evening following me around, tugging desperately on my sweater and scream-whispering “I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA VOMIT. NO, REALLY.”
the other 25% of the time opening her presents, eating cookies, and catching my panicked looks while laughing like a maniac.
0% of the time vomiting.
I’M ONTO...
One Big Happy Family →
the previews for this keep coming on during the “untold stories of the ER” marathon i’m watching right now (i’m sick, what else am i supposed to do?) and i just realized that i’m like…really excited for it.
the moment in the preview that sealed the deal for me is when they’re at the waterpark (!!) and the 400lb teenage girl is shouting “IF YOU...
i got my secret santa present!
on christmas eve, actually…but i was so sick and then so busy since then that i just realized i haven’t posted about it yet.
so dear secret santa — i got it, i love it, and i’ll post it soon!! :)
this one's for Katie and her mom
valeriem:
me: (reading breaking news tweet) Wow, I-94 is closed from Iowa all the way to Canada grandma: wow, because of the weather? grandpa: I hope Al Gore sees that. (continues to rant about destroyed anti-global warming evidence)
valerie — i showed this to my mom, and she says hello, she hopes you had a merry christmas, and she would really like to be friends with your family. somewhat...
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got to work at 9, caught up on tumblr posts from...
CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
♥ ♥ ♥
noooooo
i am so sick. like, feel-like-i-swallowed-shards-of-glass-and-can’t-breathe sick. :(
doesn’t my body know it’s christmas??? i’ve got cookies to bake and presents to wrap and people to visit! i don’t have time for this nonsense.
dear santa, i would like you to bring me a new immune system for christmas.
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franki the pug →
(via david)
i’m just gonna go ahead and think of this as my christmas gift from tumblr, sent from santa david just for me.
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definitely monday.
(don’t read this…i am very whiny this morning)
my head hurts. i’m tired. i cried before falling asleep last night which means my eyes are puffy this morning. yesterday i said goodbye to somebody for the millionth time and it still sucked. this weekend was a major disappointment, especially since i’d been looking forward to it for quite some time. christmas is in four days...
every time. EVERY TIME.
one or both of my parents: “heh heh, so what do you think about all that snow out there? how’s that ‘global warming’ working out for ya?”
GLOBAL WARMING DOES NOT MEAN IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE WARM OUTSIDE. IT MEANS THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING.
JUST BECAUSE IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE AND THERE IS SNOW DOES NOT PROVE YOUR ARGUMENT THAT THERE IS NO...
Couscous is a word that should go on indefinitely...
fatmanatee:
Couscouscouscouscouscouscouscouscouscouscouscouscous
I open up the floor to the better wordsmiths to come up with other aurally stimulating words of similar type.
banananananananananananananana
super bummed that i am stuck in lexington for the...
trying to look on the bright side so i don’t feel too sad…
i now live somewhere that has cable, and there has been a pretty sweet selection of movies today (mostly of the so-bad-they’re-good variety, which = my favorite)
the weather made me crave something warm and cozy, so i’ve got a big pot of this soup bubbling on the stove…it smells fantastic, i can’t wait...
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reasons why i need it to quit snowing so i can get...
blocksonblox:
but the snow is purrrrrdy!
i love snow! i don’t love drivin’ in it though :(
can’t it wait til dec. 24th so it’s all magical and perfectly-timed? (for my purposes, anyway)
(all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
reasons why i need it to quit snowing so i can get...
cupcake & coffee tasting event for socialmedia nerds (that’s me! and some of you!) at sugar cupcakery
last-minute christmas shopping in a city that has actual stores
festival of lights with thedivineash and the boys (where there are GIRAFFES covered in CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, people)
and most importantly, the cinci tumblr meetup tomorrow night!
aghhhhhhhhh come on weather, WORK WITH ME...
“Losing friends who haven’t really been “friends” only means you have more love...”
– Tatiana
she’s a wise woman, that one.