
The lid on this candle said it “creates the soothing sound of a crackling fire” but it seriously sounds like a tiny helicopter. Which I guess is a soothing sound if you are a tiny person in need of a tiny rescue medic helicopter, but for background noise while reading before bed, not so much.
You lie, Woodwick candle! You lie!
…also I guess I am now the sort of person who not only gets in bed before 10 pm but also writes angry candle reviews in the process. Cool life bro.
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100cupsofcoffee said:
Thanks for the late night giggle. I just had the best mental pic of a tiny people hospital. It’s all adorable in a little milk carton & the mouth of the carton opens up & the copter lowers the injured person in…
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Jealous of your life. Fucking rockstar.
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I still love you. Next up: herbal tea reviews!
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kmnml said:
woodwicks don’t actually sound like a crackling fire? :*(
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dustindeckard said:
omg, this is my favorite candle of all time. Really not joking. I bought this exact one a couple of weeks ago. The peppermint smell is so dreamy.
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unicornery said:
#angry candle reviews
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joaniepepperoni said:
haha my friend has this candle and whenever she lights it i blow it out when she’s not looking
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alittlebitridiculous reblogged this from reallykatie and added:
Tee hee hee!!!!!!
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