The lid on this candle said it “creates the soothing sound of a crackling fire” but it seriously sounds like a tiny helicopter. Which I guess is a soothing sound if you are a tiny person in need of a tiny rescue medic helicopter, but for background noise while reading before bed, not so much.

You lie, Woodwick candle! You lie!

…also I guess I am now the sort of person who not only gets in bed before 10 pm but also writes angry candle reviews in the process. Cool life bro.

The lid on this candle said it “creates the soothing sound of a crackling fire” but it seriously sounds like a tiny helicopter. Which I guess is a soothing sound if you are a tiny person in need of a tiny rescue medic helicopter, but for background noise while reading before bed, not so much.

You lie, Woodwick candle! You lie!

…also I guess I am now the sort of person who not only gets in bed before 10 pm but also writes angry candle reviews in the process. Cool life bro.

  1. 100cupsofcoffee said: Thanks for the late night giggle. I just had the best mental pic of a tiny people hospital. It’s all adorable in a little milk carton & the mouth of the carton opens up & the copter lowers the injured person in…
  2. littlepinkdevotional said: Jealous of your life. Fucking rockstar.
  3. sheasylvia said: I still love you. Next up: herbal tea reviews!
  4. kmnml said: woodwicks don’t actually sound like a crackling fire? :*(
  5. dustindeckard said: omg, this is my favorite candle of all time. Really not joking. I bought this exact one a couple of weeks ago. The peppermint smell is so dreamy.
  6. jen22201 said: You may have a great theme Tumblr on your hands.
  7. unicornery said: #angry candle reviews
  8. drinkyourjuice said: angrycandlereviews.tumblr.com
  9. joaniepepperoni said: haha my friend has this candle and whenever she lights it i blow it out when she’s not looking
  10. alittlebitridiculous reblogged this from reallykatie and added:
    Tee hee hee!!!!!!
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