reallykatie

moving to a new house with a dog: THIS IS GREAT I LOVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE AND I AM WITH YOU AND I LOVE IT I’M SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST HOUSE

moving to a new house with a cat: there is literally nothing worse in this world that could happen to me. everything is blackness and death. i blame you for ruining my life and will exact my revenge by peeing on something you love, when you least expect it.