On Why I Should Never Buy Drinks
Ah yes, you should never have broken your rule. Girls are incredibly annoying this way - give you the vibe all night, accept your drinks, flirt, then come last call, she and her friends all bounce together in what seems like 10 seconds.
And so, after this happened to me a few times, I too no longer buy girls drinks. Do you hear that women? Stop complaining that men are not nice to you - because it’s your own fault. Nice guys finish last it seems.
Jesus Christ. People really still think like this? Tumblr is not making me feel good about the world tonight. Really, because she didn’t put out, that’s a waste of your money? There are women out there who will be happy to make it straightforward transaction, if that’s what you want. Otherwise, Tumblevision had it right.
It’s funny how there’s a certain kind of guy who always talks about how “nice guys” finish last, as if that’s the explanation for his lack of success with women. But a real nice guy? He doesn’t go around with a chip on his shoulder thinking that he’s owed something by all of womankind.
And he doesn’t think that a drink is a coupon to be redeemed at last call.
emphasis added…so spot on, thank you.
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Man, these guys just keep missing the point. What’s “nice” about buying a girl drinks so that she’ll hook up with you?...
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emphasis added…so spot on, thank you.
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i read your original post to mean that you thought you were going to make out with a girl, since she (or her friends)...
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tactshack reblogged this from billda and added:
Wow, that clears up a lot. Hon, if you’re giving a stranger open access to your bar tab, you’re not a nice guy or a...
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My original missive, which sparked so much righteous anger among female Tumblrs:...should...
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shorterexcerpts reblogged this from mintygreen and added:
Wow…I see I’ve been taken wildly out of context here. My issue isn’t the “no getting lucky” it’s that I was asked to buy...
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iambal reblogged this from billda and added:
so if a guy buys me drink I am required to give him head in the parking lot? Is this a new rule?
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